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20+ Hilarious Tweets That Every Parent Can Probably Relate To

20+ Hilarious Tweets That Every Parent Can Probably Relate To

New parents lose 44 days of sleep during the first year of a child’s life. These parents felt so exhausted and frustrated during that first year, that they turned to Twitter to release their anger and share their daily stories.

Here at Bright Side, we’ve created a list of tweets that reveal some hilarious moments that all parents can relate to.

Savagery knows no bounds.

“Same thing happened with my mom when she tried to leave me at an orphanage.”

Tricks she learned from her mom.

Professional sleep hackers.

Putting the blame on the kid, eh James?

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Once a week, 52 times a year.

Wait ’til you become a daddy, you’ll answer a single question 468 times a day.

This kid is starting to understand what life is all about.

Parenthood in a nutshell.

What my mom wishes will happen.

Hardcore cop or really stubborn dad?

You’d better buy 10,000 Jars of peanuts now.

Which lawyer did you go to after committing this crime?

This kid deserves an award for bravery.

“My nephew slaps me and asks if it hurts, that moron.”

We wonder how she typed this tweet.

When your daughter is big on principles.

You’re lucky they weren’t playing the ’crying’ game.

“In the same conversation, my nephew replied,
’Couldn’t they have waited for me to be born?’ ”

And they blame men for women’s enslavement.

This is simply the truth.

We’d do it if it was Anime!

We’d do the same but with this phrase: “Stop it.”

This kid will be a successful lawyer one day.

Tell us about it.

“My 4-year-old only cooperates when there’s no money left.”

“Don’t underestimate the power of sleep, my friend.”

Heck of a list, right? If you have any experiences like these, leave your parenting stories in the comments and don’t forget to share!

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