As a man, I’m mostly useless in the pregnancy and birth process. Aside from back rubs, late night runs to the store for ice cream and pickles, and, of course, sharing lists of hilarious jokes that can hopefully make you feel less like you’re alone in this whole thing. Enjoy!
4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant.
I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said:
“I never want to do that again.”
— Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) July 21, 2014
Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat.
— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) December 16, 2013
[walks into 4D ultrasound office]
Receptionist: Uh sir. This is for pregnant women
Me: I just want to see my burrito again
— Thackery Binx (@Mr_Kapowski) August 5, 2015
My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight.
Frankly, I’d rather cut the Obgyn.
— full metal mommy (@FullMetalMommy) June 9, 2014